Typically narcissistic blogging.

Working with Nutz

This is Nutz:

This is the most recent conversation I had with Nutz:

Nutz: Hey, you are just sitting there.
Me: Working. I’m working, Nutz.
Nutz: Hey.
Me: Hey.
Nutz: Hey, my paw’s on your leg now. Cuz you are just sitting there.
Me: Nutz. I’m working. These cases aren’t going to read themselves.
Nutz: Hey, both of my front paws are on your leg, now.
Me: Okay, I can put my arm over you to type.
Nutz:  What if my front paws were on your other leg, and I was, like, standing on your lap?
Me: I can still see over you.
Nutz: And what if I were to lean into your chest and rub my head on your chin?
Me: I—Nutz, goddamn it.
Nutz: And what if I were to flip over onto my back in your arms and put my paw on your cheek?
Me: OHFORFUCKSSAKE. *cuddles cat, then removes him from lap and goes back to work*

2 minutes later…

Nutz: Hey, you are just sitting there.
Me: *sigh*

2 responses

  1. My cat and Nutz must be related.

    September 14, 2011 at 6:27 pm

  2. I generally do lengthy readings reclining in bed, with pillows piled up against the headboard. This has the side effect of making my chest and legs the BEST CAT SEATS EVER. It’s not uncommon to end up with both cats sitting on me. That’s OK if the book is light enough to be held up in the air, but if I really want to rest the edge of a large book on my lap, it’s not so grate akshully.

    September 14, 2011 at 7:02 pm

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