A Helpful Diagram For Congress
Vegetables. Pizza.
Clicking on the image will make it less blurry,
and give you a deep sense of personal satisfaction:1
In other news, if I ever have kids, they are totally getting a bag lunch, or at least a carrot or something.
1 I lied about the deep sense of personal satisfaction.
I did, indeed, experience a deep sense of personal satisfaction.
November 18, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Damn, and here I thought that was just a joke.
November 18, 2011 at 4:29 pm
I experienced a disturbing sense that Rick Perry might be in my refrigerator. He may be a vegetable, but he’s a well armed vegetable.
November 18, 2011 at 5:11 pm
If you still have the receipt, maybe you can take him back to the store for a full refund.
November 18, 2011 at 5:16 pm