Typically narcissistic blogging.

Options I Considered for New Year’s Eve (INPO)

  • Finally returning all of Olivia Wilde’s phone calls and going out on a date (naked in bed by midnight).
  • Smoking weed and playing video games with Mila Kunis. Always a fantastic time.
  • Flying to Melbourne to see The Dresden Dolls.
  • Partying with a small group of good friends.
  • Hooking up with random hottie.
  • Working floor (trash, bathrooms, puke, urine) at a club filled to capacity with drunk/high sweaty half-naked men and marina girls.

Yeah. You know which one I just had to go with:

  • Finally returning all of Olivia Wilde’s phone calls and going out on a date (naked in bed by midnight).
  • Smoking weed and playing video games with Mila Kunis. Always a fantastic time.
  • Flying to Melbourne to see The Dresden Dolls.
  • Partying with a small group of good friends.
  • Hooking up with random hottie.
  • Working floor (trash, bathrooms, puke, urine) at a club filled to capacity with drunk/high sweaty half-naked men and marina girls.

Yesssssss. YES. You know what I’m talking about. *high five* Unh.

2 responses

  1. Sure, you’ll have a great time, Whiskeypants :-D

    It’ll be nice to return home sometime in the early hours and have a warmed whiskey, a great film, a mince pie and some time with that fabulous cat of yours.

    Happy new year, my friend.

    December 30, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    • I don’t suppose you have a way to transport mince pie to my house so I can have it in those wee hours?

      December 30, 2011 at 12:42 pm

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