Options I Considered for New Year’s Eve (INPO)
- Finally returning all of Olivia Wilde’s phone calls and going out on a date (naked in bed by midnight).
- Smoking weed and playing video games with Mila Kunis. Always a fantastic time.
- Flying to Melbourne to see The Dresden Dolls.
- Partying with a small group of good friends.
- Hooking up with random hottie.
- Working floor (trash, bathrooms, puke, urine) at a club filled to capacity with drunk/high sweaty half-naked men and marina girls.
Yeah. You know which one I just had to go with:
Finally returning all of Olivia Wilde’s phone calls and going out on a date (naked in bed by midnight).Smoking weed and playing video games with Mila Kunis. Always a fantastic time.Flying to Melbourne to see The Dresden Dolls.Partying with a small group of good friends.Hooking up with random hottie.- Working floor (trash, bathrooms, puke, urine) at a club filled to capacity with drunk/high sweaty half-naked men and marina girls.
Yesssssss. YES. You know what I’m talking about. *high five* Unh.
Sure, you’ll have a great time, Whiskeypants
It’ll be nice to return home sometime in the early hours and have a warmed whiskey, a great film, a mince pie and some time with that fabulous cat of yours.
Happy new year, my friend.
December 30, 2011 at 12:39 pm
I don’t suppose you have a way to transport mince pie to my house so I can have it in those wee hours?
December 30, 2011 at 12:42 pm