In Which My Cat Pouts and Plots

Some number of days ago, I took this photo of my cat:

I rather liked it, but over drinks one evening, C expressed some concern over the fact that it looks like he is plotting my death. So I made this for her:

But then I couldn’t decide whether he was plotting or pouting. So I made these:

And now…now I just don’t trust my cat anymore. Let’s not forget: he’s got thumbs. There’s no telling what he could do if he set his nut-sized brain to it.

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This entry was posted on September 28, 2012 by whiskeypants. It was filed under Cats Are Assholes, Humor, Pets and was tagged with C, cats, cats are assholes, communication, evil cat, geekery, humor, pets, plotting, pouting, snark, thumper.

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2 Responses

Laurel

I just love this so bad.

September 28, 2012 at 11:09 am

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Auros

“I really want you to pet me… but I also kinda want to bite you.”

September 28, 2012 at 2:48 pm

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