This is the general progression for any time I catsit for longer than a few days.
For the record, I did not actually find any cat journals. All cat journal entries are 57% fictional.
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This entry was posted on October 8, 2012 by whiskeypants. It was filed under Cats Are Assholes, Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Pets and was tagged with boltz, cats, cats are assholes, catsitting, caturday, graphs, humor, moto, nijinsky, nutz, pets, snark.
I needed that giggle SO BAD. >^..^<
October 8, 2012 at 8:20 am
That’s what I’m here for.
October 8, 2012 at 8:21 am
Yes yes yes yes! My cats always pack themselves into my suitcase when i go back to college. Wish i could take them with me! Minus the puking. Fuckers.
October 8, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Thumper just cries piteously to let me know that he is all forlorn that I am abandoning him [read: leaving for a week] to the elements [read: his giant soft chair and endless supply of food and water] where he will surely die.
The cats I’m sitting are another story. I don’t know if you remember my Nutz convo, but his sister Boltz got in the bag, and then when I got her out and zipped it, ON the bag. She wasn’t having any of this “leaving” bullshit.
October 9, 2012 at 8:08 pm
October 10, 2012 at 8:14 am
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