Typically narcissistic blogging.

Look At This Fucking Dog

Facebook is just fucking filled with people expressing various levels of bummerhood today. I don’t know what the hell is in the air, but it prompted my buddy Indigo to exclaim (on Facebook): “Dude, are they crop dusting with depressives around here, or what?”

Good fucking question, my friend.

There aren’t enough happy things happening for people right now. So, here. Look at this fucking dog. This dog right here. LOOK AT HIM. He’s fucking happy. Look at that fucking smile. Holy fucking shit, this dog is adorably thrilled to exist right now.

This fucking dog just had a fucking treat. It was stinky and gross and he fucking LOVED it. This dog’s name is fucking Guinness. How fucking awesome is that name for a fucking dog? Guinness is 90 fucking pounds of dog. That’s a huge fucking dog. And all he wants you to do is fucking cuddle and scratch his fucking butt. That awesome fucking place right above his tail. That’s all he wants to be this fucking happy.

Guinness has the best fucking ears ever. Fucking look at them. They are lopsided and fucking soft and you fucking wish you could pet them right now.

So if you are having a fucking awful shitshow of a day?

Look at this fucking dog.

Guinsmile

14 responses

  1. zwnyc@yahoo.com

    That fucking dog rocks.

    April 24, 2013 at 4:09 pm

  2. <3

    April 24, 2013 at 4:14 pm

  3. I like your style. You’re very, very, funny.

    April 24, 2013 at 4:50 pm

  4. Jill Aro

    Cute fucking dog ! Oh,by the way, it’s a full fucking moon so that’s the fucking people are fucking assholes and/or fucking nuts : )

    April 25, 2013 at 12:33 am

  5. Jill Aro

    Been a such a fucking “fun” day today, forgot the word “reason” in my comment above. Should read …that’s the fucking reason….I hit the fucking button before I fucking proof read my comments….fucking duh..

    April 25, 2013 at 12:41 am

    • Fucking words, man. Fucking words and full moons.

      April 25, 2013 at 7:51 am

  6. Awww! So fucking cute!

    April 27, 2013 at 4:14 pm

  7. Great fucking post. And? Great fucking dog.

    May 9, 2013 at 9:49 am

  8. Nice. Fucking. Dog.

    May 13, 2013 at 7:39 am

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