With sincere thanks to my awesome friend SushiSpook for the inspiration:
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December 29, 2012 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Music, Observations | Tags: 90s, charts, fire water burn, flowchart, geekery, graphs, humor, love shack, music, party, raise the roof, the roof is on fire | Leave A Comment »
(But not donut holes. Seriously, fuck those. They aren’t holes. The hole is what is left in the donut. They are donut balls. And that’s all I’m going to discuss about balls and holes today, or at least before lunch.)
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July 6, 2012 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Random | Tags: charts, diagrams, donut holes, donuts, eat ALL the donuts, Food, glazed donuts especially, graphs, humor, munchies, pastries, self-control, venn diagram | 7 Comments »
My dear friend Sasha pointed out that my blog composition has settled into a sort of triangle of topics. And I’m cool with that. It’s just not the topics I thought they would be. Witness:
Once again, the cats have won the internet. Resistance was futile. We’ve all been assimilated. And with that in mind, prepare yourselves for the most recent conversation with Otto, a guest blog from the abovementioned Sasha.
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April 15, 2012 | Categories: Being Single, Conversations with pets, Dating, Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Pets, Relationships, The Job Hunt | Tags: charts, communication, dating, flowchart, geekery, graphs, humor, law, legal, Love, politics, relationships, snark, Unemployment, women, work | 2 Comments »
For the record, I know how this flowchart ought to look.
Click Image. Then click it again. Just because you love to click.
You love to click so much.
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February 15, 2012 | Categories: Dating, Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Observations, Relationships | Tags: charts, communication, compliments, flirting, flowchart, friends, friendship, geekery, graphs, humor, looks, Rejection, relationships, self-esteem, shy, social anxiety, social awkwardness, taking compliments, women | 7 Comments »
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(Thanks to Nate for title and the reminder about Berkeley Bowl West. Nate is awesome. Go read his blog.)
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November 10, 2011 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Random | Tags: bacon, bartending, charts, circles of hell, dante, driving, drum circles, geekery, hell, hippies, hipsters, pets, robert jordan, semicircles, tipping | 5 Comments »
The past year has looked like this:
Nice! Simple, uncomplicated, not in the least bit stressful. But that never lasts, does it?
However, lately things are looking like this:
Damn it.
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October 4, 2011 | Categories: Being Single, Dating, Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Relationships | Tags: charts, communication, crushes, dating, desire, flirting, flowchart, oops, relationships, sex, Unicorns, whiskey, women | Leave A Comment »
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April 25, 2011 | Categories: Dating, Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Observations, Relationships | Tags: charts, communication, crushes, dating, desire, duh, fact, Love, lust, Rejection, relationships, sex, women | Leave A Comment »
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February 13, 2011 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Food, Humor, Observations | Tags: bartending, charts, funny venn diagrams, reciprocity, tending bar, tipping, tips, venn diagrams | 1 Comment »
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February 10, 2011 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Observations, Random | Tags: 99 problems, charts, flowchart, problem solving, problems, shortest flowchart ever, whiskey, women, zombies | 2 Comments »
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December 23, 2010 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Music, Observations, Random | Tags: 70s music, 80s music, charts, dork, driving, flowchart, geekery, graphs, hair bands, music, singing, snark, therapeutic, therapy | 2 Comments »
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December 4, 2010 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Observations | Tags: 2010, 2011, bad year, charts, Rejection, snark, Unemployment, Unicorns, venn diagram | 1 Comment »
In case you were wondering (and you might be, since this has come up more than once in the past week), I made this to demonstrate how I feel about riding bitch—as opposed to riding, which I love.
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October 5, 2010 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor | Tags: charts, graphs, joan jett, motorcycles, snark, zombies | 4 Comments »
