With sincere thanks to my awesome friend SushiSpook for the inspiration:

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December 29, 2012 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Music, Observations | Tags: 90s, charts, fire water burn, flowchart, geekery, graphs, humor, love shack, music, party, raise the roof, the roof is on fire | Leave A Comment »
My dear friend Sasha pointed out that my blog composition has settled into a sort of triangle of topics. And I’m cool with that. It’s just not the topics I thought they would be. Witness:

Once again, the cats have won the internet. Resistance was futile. We’ve all been assimilated. And with that in mind, prepare yourselves for the most recent conversation with Otto, a guest blog from the abovementioned Sasha.
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April 15, 2012 | Categories: Being Single, Conversations with pets, Dating, Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Pets, Relationships, The Job Hunt | Tags: charts, communication, dating, flowchart, geekery, graphs, humor, law, legal, Love, politics, relationships, snark, Unemployment, women, work | 2 Comments »
For the record, I know how this flowchart ought to look.
Click Image. Then click it again. Just because you love to click.
You love to click so much.

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February 15, 2012 | Categories: Dating, Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Observations, Relationships | Tags: charts, communication, compliments, flirting, flowchart, friends, friendship, geekery, graphs, humor, looks, Rejection, relationships, self-esteem, shy, social anxiety, social awkwardness, taking compliments, women | 7 Comments »
The past year has looked like this:

Nice! Simple, uncomplicated, not in the least bit stressful. But that never lasts, does it?
However, lately things are looking like this:

Damn it.
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October 4, 2011 | Categories: Being Single, Dating, Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Relationships | Tags: charts, communication, crushes, dating, desire, flirting, flowchart, oops, relationships, sex, Unicorns, whiskey, women | Leave A Comment »
Riana, in answer to my surprise at the popularity of The Sookie Stackhouse Decision Tree:

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July 27, 2011 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Observations, Random | Tags: bitches, flowchart, lolcat, photos | Leave A Comment »
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February 10, 2011 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Observations, Random | Tags: 99 problems, charts, flowchart, problem solving, problems, shortest flowchart ever, whiskey, women, zombies | 2 Comments »
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December 23, 2010 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Music, Observations, Random | Tags: 70s music, 80s music, charts, dork, driving, flowchart, geekery, graphs, hair bands, music, singing, snark, therapeutic, therapy | 2 Comments »