With sincere thanks to my awesome friend SushiSpook for the inspiration:
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December 29, 2012 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Music, Observations | Tags: 90s, charts, fire water burn, flowchart, geekery, graphs, humor, love shack, music, party, raise the roof, the roof is on fire | Leave A Comment »
This is the general progression for any time I catsit for longer than a few days.
For the record, I did not actually find any cat journals. All cat journal entries are 57% fictional.
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October 8, 2012 | Categories: Cats Are Assholes, Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Pets | Tags: boltz, cats, cats are assholes, catsitting, caturday, graphs, humor, moto, nijinsky, nutz, pets, snark | 5 Comments »
A handy reference for people who date other people.
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August 9, 2012 | Categories: Being Single, Dating, Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Observations, Really?, Relationships | Tags: breakups, communication, crushes, dating, desire, dumping, email breakup, flirting, graphs, humor, Love, Rejection, relationships, self-esteem, sex, snark, social awkwardness, text message breakup, whiskey, women | 3 Comments »
(But not donut holes. Seriously, fuck those. They aren’t holes. The hole is what is left in the donut. They are donut balls. And that’s all I’m going to discuss about balls and holes today, or at least before lunch.)
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July 6, 2012 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Random | Tags: charts, diagrams, donut holes, donuts, eat ALL the donuts, Food, glazed donuts especially, graphs, humor, munchies, pastries, self-control, venn diagram | 7 Comments »
My dear friend Sasha pointed out that my blog composition has settled into a sort of triangle of topics. And I’m cool with that. It’s just not the topics I thought they would be. Witness:
Once again, the cats have won the internet. Resistance was futile. We’ve all been assimilated. And with that in mind, prepare yourselves for the most recent conversation with Otto, a guest blog from the abovementioned Sasha.
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April 15, 2012 | Categories: Being Single, Conversations with pets, Dating, Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Pets, Relationships, The Job Hunt | Tags: charts, communication, dating, flowchart, geekery, graphs, humor, law, legal, Love, politics, relationships, snark, Unemployment, women, work | 2 Comments »
As girl quickly traverses the spectrum from Young to Asshole, this week just keeps getting better.†
Click image to make readable.†
You won’t regret it.‡
† “Better.” (11-second vid, has audio—in case you are reading this at work/school.)
† Stupid compression.
‡ Well. Maybe.
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March 21, 2012 | Categories: Being Single, Dating, Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Observations, Really?, Relationships | Tags: communication, dating, friends, graphs, humor, Love, manners, puppies, Rejection, relationships, self-esteem, sex, snark, social awkwardness, text message breakup, whiskey, women | Leave A Comment »
For the record, I know how this flowchart ought to look.
Click Image. Then click it again. Just because you love to click.
You love to click so much.
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February 15, 2012 | Categories: Dating, Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Observations, Relationships | Tags: charts, communication, compliments, flirting, flowchart, friends, friendship, geekery, graphs, humor, looks, Rejection, relationships, self-esteem, shy, social anxiety, social awkwardness, taking compliments, women | 7 Comments »
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December 23, 2010 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Music, Observations, Random | Tags: 70s music, 80s music, charts, dork, driving, flowchart, geekery, graphs, hair bands, music, singing, snark, therapeutic, therapy | 2 Comments »
In case you were wondering (and you might be, since this has come up more than once in the past week), I made this to demonstrate how I feel about riding bitch—as opposed to riding, which I love.
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October 5, 2010 | Categories: Diagrams and Charts, Humor | Tags: charts, graphs, joan jett, motorcycles, snark, zombies | 4 Comments »
