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Let The Motherfucker Burn

With sincere thanks to my awesome friend SushiSpook for the inspiration:

The Roof


Options I Considered for New Year’s Eve (INPO)

  • Finally returning all of Olivia Wilde’s phone calls and going out on a date (naked in bed by midnight).
  • Smoking weed and playing video games with Mila Kunis. Always a fantastic time.
  • Flying to Melbourne to see The Dresden Dolls.
  • Partying with a small group of good friends.
  • Hooking up with random hottie.
  • Working floor (trash, bathrooms, puke, urine) at a club filled to capacity with drunk/high sweaty half-naked men and marina girls.

Yeah. You know which one I just had to go with:

  • Finally returning all of Olivia Wilde’s phone calls and going out on a date (naked in bed by midnight).
  • Smoking weed and playing video games with Mila Kunis. Always a fantastic time.
  • Flying to Melbourne to see The Dresden Dolls.
  • Partying with a small group of good friends.
  • Hooking up with random hottie.
  • Working floor (trash, bathrooms, puke, urine) at a club filled to capacity with drunk/high sweaty half-naked men and marina girls.

Yesssssss. YES. You know what I’m talking about. *high five* Unh.


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