“Emotionable”: I don’t know what it means, but I made it up by accident one day while drinking whiskey and C and I are damn well gonna use it.
Also, I promise a real blog post soon. In the mean time, you just get to learn about C’s belated lessons in womanhood.
November 21, 2012 | Categories: Humor, Observations, Random | Tags: geekery, snark, inappropriate humor, awkward, humor, friends, friendship, C, text messages, emotionable, vinegar, mothers, moms, douche, text | 1 Comment
Just FYI: The raccoons on the UCSB campus will gather, stalk, and chase you to your car. They don’t give a single fuck.
(Also, I am sick and cranky, so Star Wars nerds, if you feel the need to correct my Episode II/Phantom Menace mashup, I will happily shove an attack of the clones up your ass.)
No. No, you don’t get to see the rest of the conversation. Use your imagination. It’ll fall short.
September 28, 2012 | Categories: Humor, Random | Tags: geekery, snark, communication, humor, nerds, C, texting, text messages, underpants, boxer briefs, calvin klein, hanes, hacking, geeks | 2 Comments
Yes, folks, this is the same Sasha who feeds and cuddles with Otto and occasionally submits guest blog posts. Thank Dog their baby sleeps through noise, because once the DJ showed up with the marina girls the house was rockin’…
September 2, 2012 | Categories: Humor | Tags: geekery, snark, cats, babysitting, work, communication, whiskey, women, humor, friends, friendship, otto, bad influence, texting, text messages | Leave a comment