Just FYI: The raccoons on the UCSB campus will gather, stalk, and chase you to your car. They don’t give a single fuck.
(Also, I am sick and cranky, so Star Wars nerds, if you feel the need to correct my Episode II/Phantom Menace mashup, I will happily shove an attack of the clones up your ass.)
No. No, you don’t get to see the rest of the conversation. Use your imagination. It’ll fall short.
September 28, 2012 | Categories: Humor, Random | Tags: boxer briefs, C, calvin klein, communication, geekery, geeks, hacking, hanes, humor, nerds, snark, text messages, texting, underpants | 2 Comments »
Yes, folks, this is the same Sasha who feeds and cuddles with Otto and occasionally submits guest blog posts. Thank Dog their baby sleeps through noise, because once the DJ showed up with the marina girls the house was rockin’…
September 2, 2012 | Categories: Humor | Tags: babysitting, bad influence, cats, communication, friends, friendship, geekery, humor, otto, snark, text messages, texting, whiskey, women, work | Leave A Comment »