Random: Things That Pop Into My Head
~ There is no really good way to tell a guy you want to play with his snake, no matter how clear it is to you that you are talking about a reptile.
~ Hey, that truck would be rad in a zombie apocalypse. Until they swarmed, and then–no, even with armor and turrets, we’d be fucked. Damn. Back to the drawing board.
~~I don’t even have a drawing board. And if there was a zombie apocalypse, a drawing board would be useless. What would I do, diagram them to death? Fuck that, I want a gun.
~ Sometimes it is impossible not to fall prey to a woman’s charms. Stupid charms.