How To Lose An Argument: Two Lists
In my last post, I’m Not Homophobic, But… I mentioned an exchange I had with Mr. I’m
not homophobic. Let’s explore his continued efforts at coming out on top (so to speak):
- By calling me an asshole.
- By calling me ugly.
- By calling me a “fake Clark Kent, Nsync poster on the wall having, gay pride parade going, seed sipping, loose booty hole having, you only living to fight for gay rights advocate, dick in @$$ having, super stupid ass.” [Direct quote.]
Unfortunately for this fellow, who is clearly a friend to all gay people and not at all homophobic, the only thing that offends me in all of this is his lack of appropriate hyphenation. I mean, it’s really fucking egregious. He also has an interesting fixation on ass.
I do think, however, that there are healthier, more communicative ways to announce that you may lack the maturity to discuss such obviously fraught and relevant issues as homophobia. Let’s explore:
- While I may look like an adult, my argument skills ceased developing when I was 5.
- I am actually 5.