Typically narcissistic blogging.

How To Lose An Argument: Two Lists

In my last post, I’m Not Homophobic, But… I mentioned an exchange I had with Mr. I’m not homophobic. Let’s explore his continued efforts at coming out on top (so to speak):

  • By calling me an asshole.
  • By calling me ugly.
  • By calling me a “fake Clark Kent, Nsync poster on the wall having, gay pride parade going, seed sipping, loose booty hole having, you only living to fight for gay rights advocate, dick in @$$ having, super stupid ass.” [Direct quote.]

Unfortunately for this fellow, who is clearly a friend to all gay people and not at all homophobic, the only thing that offends me in all of this is his lack of appropriate hyphenation. I mean, it’s really fucking egregious. He also has an interesting fixation on ass.

I do think, however, that there are healthier, more communicative ways to announce that you may lack the maturity to discuss such obviously fraught and relevant issues as homophobia. Let’s explore:

  • While I may look like an adult, my argument skills ceased developing when I was 5.
  • I am actually 5.

4 responses

  1. lila

    i, um, what? i can’t even begin to understand that quote…

    September 27, 2010 at 4:37 pm

  2. thepastryfascist

    ^^^ what she said…

    September 27, 2010 at 7:38 pm

  3. VoxExMachina

    Whiskeypants! Don’t engage, it’s just a troll. It only gets stronger when you flame it! Ignore it, and it will whither and die.

    September 27, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    • I made my point, then let it go. Mostly I found it amusing and enjoyed garnering blog material.

      September 28, 2010 at 2:36 am

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