(P is 4 years old, btw.)
P: Let’s play this. Write what you want. *hands me DoodlePro*
W: What I want?
P: No, wait, I go first.
P: I’m hungry.
W: You wanna go out or order pizza?
P: I think we better order pizza. No wait! We should get burritos.
W: I can’t do the hill right now, my knee is ouchie. Is it okay if we don’t get burritos?
P: Want to play Jenga blocks?
P: I can’t say that, I can only say Jenga blocks.
Jenga tower: *falls*
W: Damn it!
P: Damn it!
W: Uh you don’t say that. Only dumb adults say that.
P: Yeah, kids say “Oopsie.” Adults say things like “damn it.”
W: Uh huh, I see what you did right there.