Columbus Day Deals
A number of emails have arrived in my inbox promising me some kind of sale for Columbus Day, or a percentage off the total if I put in the code: Columbus[n number]. But what kind of deals and excitement do you suppose might have been offered back in the 15th century? Let’s explore:
- Buy two slaves, get one of equal or lesser value free!
- Tired of being sidelined? Bring your own machete and cut off the hands of anybody who shows up without gold–affordable fun for the whole family!
- 10% off indigenous girls under 12 for the discriminating shopper. Mention code: Conquistador.
- Pillage the village! Find a coupon for 20% off in your wine jar.
- Natives pissing you off? Learn how to remove ears and noses in this introductory class, only 5 blanca while this offer lasts.
- 80% off the indigenous population. Mention code: Columbus1492.