Typically narcissistic blogging.

Identity Crisis, or Putting the Horse Before the Cart

I had an interview yesterday (with the unicorn of unicorns, btw), which brought up a very serious blog-related issue. If I get a job, I am not actually terminally unemployed. Which means I may someday need to rename this beast.

Options I have already eliminated:

  • The Adventures of the Employed: Shows minimal effort, also has a “neener neener” effect with regard to being all employed and stuff.
  • Exercises in Schadenfreude: We don’t want to be too open about that, after all.
  • Pay Attention To ME: Tempting, but covered via Facebook.
  • Francis: Evokes Dirty Dancing for those old enough to know what that is, but doesn’t exactly cover the subject matter of this blog, which is obviously…um…

Options I haven’t eliminated:

  • Changing the subtitle to the title: Typically Narcissistic Blogging.
  • The Adventures of the Terminally Snarky.
  • Ruminations on The Dumb.
  • Naked Pictures of Your Mom.
  • The Adventures of Whiskeypants.
  • The Adventures of Whiskeypants and Your Mom.

I am, of course, open to other suggestions.

8 responses

  1. lila

    i like terminally snarky. 🙂

    October 21, 2010 at 8:21 pm

  2. das wench

    I like terminally snarky, but then, I tend to go for truth in advertising 😉

    October 21, 2010 at 9:14 pm

  3. VoxExMachina

    “Whiskeypants Conquers the World.” Alternately: “Whiskeypants Conquers Your Mom.”

    October 21, 2010 at 10:14 pm

  4. Nathan


    Just sayin…

    October 22, 2010 at 12:11 am

  5. thepastryfascist

    I like Terminally Snarky and Adventures of Whiskeypants. 🙂

    October 22, 2010 at 2:01 am

  6. Valerie

    Clearly, this should be The Adventures of Thumper, as told by Whiskeypants

    October 22, 2010 at 8:46 am

  7. Sasha

    Possible “Whiskeypants: Adventures of the Terminally Snarky”. And make the subtitle, “and your mom.”

    October 22, 2010 at 11:51 am

  8. I like Valerie and Sasha’s suggestions best. 😀 Good luck with that Unicorn.

    October 23, 2010 at 4:39 pm

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