Somebody recently observed that I am good with kids and good with words and that maybe I ought to write books for children. I think this is a spectacularly awful idea, but just in case I change my mind, I have come up with some potential titles.
- Let’s Count Empties, 123
- Three parter: Making Manhattans with Mommy, Helping Mommy Find the Bed, Finding the Aspirin for Mommy
- Why Is It So Bright In Here?
- Why Is This Empty Bottle in My Shoe?
- Whiskey Helps Daddy Think
- Puppy Loves Beer
- The ABCs…of Whiskey
- Jameson Turns 18