Typically narcissistic blogging.

LOLJews: A Retelling of the Passover Story for the Modern Era

Ramses: I can has slaves LOL.
Moses: Ramses sux.
God: Ceiling God is watching you.
Moses: Ramses let my ppl go.
Ramses: No wai.
Moses: Yes wai.
Ramses: Meh.
God: Got plagues?
Ramses: Meh.
God: Got firstborns?
Ramses: OMGFWTFBBQ
Jews: 2FAST4BREAD
Ramses: OMW
Moses: LOLZ NO
Egyptians: OMGWTFDROWNING
Moses: @Sinai, ETA?

Chag Sameach, gentle readers.

2 responses

  1. Selena

    Dude.
    OMGWTFDROWNING
    I must admit I guffawed.

    April 20, 2011 at 4:53 pm

  2. VoxExMachina

    Then again, the Christmas story is just:

    Mary: LOLWUT BABBY?
    Inkeepers: gtfo
    Barn: Babby!
    God: do star
    WiseMen: We’re in ur barn, adoring ur child.

    April 20, 2011 at 11:36 pm

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