Typically narcissistic blogging.

UPS

Scheduled Delivery Updated To:
Thursday, 06/16/2011, By End of Day
Last Location:
Oakland, CA, United States, Thursday, 06/16/2011

[REFRESH]

Scheduled Delivery Updated To:
Friday, 06/17/2011, By End of Day
Last Location:
Oakland, CA, United States, Thursday, 06/16/2011

[REFRESH]

Scheduled Delivery Updated To:
Friday, 06/17/2021, By End of Day
Last Location:
Memphis, Egypt, Thursday, 05/16/2021

[REFRESH?]

Scheduled Delivery Updated To:
Friday, 06/21/2101, By End of Day
Last Location:
Mars, Milky Way, Thursday, 06/16/2011

[…REFRESH…]

Scheduled Delivery Updated To:
Never.
Last Location:
Somewhere…?

One response

  1. Alex

    To ensure we do not return your package to the sender (and thus totally fuck you over, ’cause we’re dicks like that), pick up your package at the nearest UPS warehouse within three days.

    Nearest UPS Warehouse Location:

    Alpha Centauri

    June 22, 2011 at 5:23 am

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