(But not donut holes. Seriously, fuck those. They aren’t holes. The hole is what is left in the donut. They are donut balls. And that’s all I’m going to discuss about balls and holes today, or at least before lunch.)
This entry was posted on July 6, 2012 by whiskeypants. It was filed under Diagrams and Charts, Humor, Random and was tagged with charts, diagrams, donut holes, donuts, eat ALL the donuts, Food, glazed donuts especially, graphs, humor, munchies, pastries, self-control, venn diagram.
There should be a tiny dot for donut’s I should eat. Very far away from the other circles.
July 6, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Denzel doesn’t like doughnut holes either…
July 6, 2012 at 8:23 pm
We’re practically soulmates.
July 7, 2012 at 10:00 am
Is there a category of donuts you don’t want to eat?
July 7, 2012 at 9:57 am
Only the ones I can’t. Sorta.
As far as I know, there are no donuts I can’t eat, but there are quite a lot of donuts I don’t want to eat — the vast majority of cake donuts, for instance. (There are exceptions, but mostly they are crumbly blasphemy against the true nature of donuts, which is puffy, and slightly yeasty, with a wonderful gluten-y chewiness.) Also, donuts that are too greasy, or dunked in so much sugar as to become painful to eat (Krispy Kreme, I’m looking at you).
Nonetheless, this does leave many more donuts in the world than I should eat. At least, if I want to keep my waist from doubling its circumference.
July 9, 2012 at 7:21 pm
I love me some donut holes, so petit and fingerfoodish….my favorite!
July 10, 2012 at 11:49 am
Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:
You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change )
You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change )
You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change )
You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change )
Connecting to %s
Notify me of new comments via email.
Notify me of new posts via email.
1. Occupy R'lyeh
2. Privilege II: Yes, You Have Privilege
3. Caring For Your Introvert
4. [Guest Post] Not Every Woman Gets Empowered: A Response To “In Defense of Slave Leia”
5. Riding Bitch: A Flowchart
6. The Sookie Stackhouse Decision Tree
8. Sparkly Devil
9. “Oh, But We Didn’t Mean *You*.”
10. Look At This Fucking Dog
Morning Mission BINGO
Semicircles of Hell
Soothing The Savage Whiskeypants
Bitches Love Flowcharts
To the Guy Who Asked for Change and Offered to Make Me a Vampire (True Story)
To My Horse in Red Dead Redemption
Solution: Magical Negro
Conversations with Pets:
Peeing with Moto
Dressing With Moto
Cuddling with Moto
Working with Nutz
When I Die
…My Ridiculous Obsession With Love
The most reliable way to keep up with new posts.
Terminally Snarky is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
RSS - Posts
Blog at WordPress.com.