Raccoons Episode II: The Vermin Menace
Just FYI: The raccoons on the UCSB campus will gather, stalk, and chase you to your car. They don’t give a single fuck.
(Also, I am sick and cranky, so Star Wars nerds, if you feel the need to correct my Episode II/Phantom Menace mashup, I will happily shove an attack of the clones up your ass.)
This entry was posted on November 12, 2012 by whiskeypants. It was filed under Humor, Random, Really? and was tagged with animals, C, friends, friendship, geekery, humor, raccoons, raccoons are assholes, snark, text messages, texting.