Just FYI: The raccoons on the UCSB campus will gather, stalk, and chase you to your car. They don’t give a single fuck.
(Also, I am sick and cranky, so Star Wars nerds, if you feel the need to correct my Episode II/Phantom Menace mashup, I will happily shove an attack of the clones up your ass.)
November 12, 2012 | Categories: Humor, Random, Really? | Tags: animals, C, friends, friendship, geekery, humor, raccoons, raccoons are assholes, snark, text messages, texting | Leave a comment
I have officially typed the word “raccoon” too many times and now it doesn’t look like a real word. What the fuck, raccoons? What the fuck kind of word is “raccoon”?
November 5, 2012 | Categories: Humor, Random | Tags: animals, C, friends, friendship, geekery, humor, raccoons, raccoons are assholes | 9 Comments
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